| in 2013: | I want to lose some weight, meet some new people, and just be happier. |
| band member: | so how old are you? |
| me: | how old do you need me to be |
if we used to talk and don’t really anymore
chances are i miss the hell out of you
but i’ve assumed that you dislike me and that’s why we stopped talking
(via whenlifegetsmessi)
I need to lose weight.
I’ll not be happy until my thighs don’t touch
Listen. What I said before, John, I meant it. I don’t have friends. I’ve just got one.
(via whshaw)
one day i’m going to wake up really fit and attractive and you will all be sad you didn’t flirt with me earlier
(Source: jd-m8, via divergentgryffindor)
getting into a relationship may seem tempting but so was getting on the titanic and look what happened there
(Source: kingvaspim, via whenlifegetsmessi)
god drowned people because he didn’t like them so why can’t i
(via hotguysandpizza)
FUCK i can’t trust anyone anymore? I’ve never been more alone in my life.